Got a parking ticket today...fuck fuckety fuck.
I pay for my parking every bastard day I'm at work and have done for eleventy million sodding years.
Today I hadn't got my glasses on and it was raining and windy and I put in what I thought was the right amount, then put the ticket in the car and went into the office.....when I left work this afternoon and found the parking ticket it appears I had been 10p short.....so £50 to pay thank you very much.
What kind of fool am I? (thank you Mr Newley).....well I'm this kind of fool........
Paid for every school trip for both children.
Paid for every school dinner.
Paid all poll tax.
Paid every time I caught a train.
Paid for every meal I every bought.
Paid every fucking thing I have ever been asked to pay for .......
I am a FOOL....a fool of the highest order.