You come in from work and have a cup of tea.
Then a gi-normous bag of edamame seeds. Honestly....a big bag....just me...munching away.
Half an hour later a huge chunk of olive bread with a slab of cheese.
Twenty minutes later a custard slice.
Another cup of tea.
Large piece of madeira cake.
Back into kitchen for another large piece of madeira cake.
A few crisps.
Open cupboards....open fridge.........look across at the fruit on the table.....banana? no..... orange? no? avocado? already had two........
At this point lift up top and look at belly.....feel that 'in for a penny in for a pound' sensation.......have three triangles of toblerone.
An hour later have potato gnocchi with pasta and rocket.
Another cup of tea (but this time fennel tea)
Clean teeth in order to try not to eat any more food....feel fat, full, sluggish and oh what the fuck.......
Tomorrow is another day.